Posts Tagged ‘conspiracy theories’

Candidate Jack versus the Doubting Thomases

Just because I’ve spent my whole life being “me,” that’s no reason for anyone to believe it, no reason at all. Vigilant, patriotic Americans recognize that all documents are forgeries, all history is made up, and anyone who says otherwise is a patsy or a traitor. Since in a digital age, the technology exists to fake anything, it follows that the technology has been used to fake everything. Watchful Americans recognize this inescapable logic.